Sunday, October 24, 2010

here you go, corbin!

it's been 12 whole days since our last blog! we are slackerssss. the good news is.. kirsten cleaned the kitchen..again. pooooor kirsten. oh it's officially 5 degrees in our house. our landlord "turned on the furness," yet it's still freezing in here. tomorrow is kirsten and kelsey's 2 month anniversery! wooooot. :) of being friends that is..we would celebrate, but kirsten is going to shane's birthday dinner. lame. paranormal activity dos=mucho scarier than the first. (kirsten didn't see it, cause she's a baby.) speaking of scary movies..we watched freddie vs. jason..STUPIDEST movie of all time. (at this very moment haleigh is giggling at herself from reading her journal from junior year.) and we're trying to convince ali to call in sick to work, but she's too nice/good/innocent. we have pumpkins to carve! kirsten is on a scary music rampage...i'm worried. oh oh oh! we cut our bangs together! we almost thought tawni (our roommate the cheif) died..she went missing friday and no one knew where she was until last night. kirsten started a band with haleigh! like whoa! kirsten bought a guitar. good thing she doesn't know how to play it yet. and good thing she's not reading this yet.. :) hahah. we need to buy he is we tickets!!! and attack attack! we started a quote wall, but we kind of suck at remembering to put up the quotes. ps ethan and haleigh are in love! just kidding.. but seriously, they're so cute. :) corbin and kelsey are pretty cute too. :) kirsten doesn't wear a bra anymore because apparently kelsey and haleigh "stole them all." we shall blog tomorrow about our anniversary:)

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Just Kirsten Ranting.

So Kelsey is not home, but I thought I would give you a peak of why I (Kirsten) am frustrated today! On a side note today is moment of frustration day so I guess it's a good day to be frustrated. I go to the bathroom to shave my legs the other day and what do I find? hair! (not my hair!) that has compleatley clogged my razor. One: if you're going to use someones razor, why wouldn't you rinse it out? then they could never find the evidence that someone was using it! Two: why on earth would you use someone elses razor!? who knows what diseases they may have! For all you know I could have an STD! I don't in real life but there are other diseases that you could get from sharing razors! (not that I have any) Goodness! Well after that fiasco and finding out that Haleigh has found her razor in the same state as mine, I decided to make a sign. It reads, "Did you know... Sharing razors can spread STD's? (true story) Please use your Own razors. Thanks." Then at the bottom right corner I drew a cute little razor with a magnified view to the side that shows the nasty clogged blades full of hair! Below it reads, "unacceptable". I hang this in the bathroom and show it to Ali who is NOT the person using my razor, but just for kicks and giggles, she laughed at it. Then, the other roomie who will not be named came in a asks "What are STD's?" ......she is the one we suspect that is using the razors, but really? Did you make it all the way here today? How can you not know what that is!?  Needless to say we had a conversation about that. I went on to say that you can get other diseases aswell. Serious blood diseases. They might be uncommon but still a possibility. All she said was "oh" and walked away. After that I went downstairs to eat. What was i greeted there with? As I entered the kitchen a pungent odor filled the air. It was as if someone had left sweaty, smelly, gym socks in the sink and poured rotting peaches on top of them, then left it to sit in the sink for a week. Sound like a horror movie? No, thats just what happenes when you walk into the kitchen. You wanna know why? because someone in this house thinks they are the best chef in the world and NEVER does their own dishes. They leave them there to rot. Who is this person? Why this is she that claims i never do my dishes and tells me i am the cause of all this Kitchen disaster. I will admit that i am a messy person, my room always has clothes on the floor and my bed is usually unmade. But I have always rinsed and stacked my dishes. no one elses, just mine. i don't even put them in the sink! I stack them on the side, next to the sink, like my daddy taught me to! Maybe this girl is just upset that we don't do her dishes. I have cleaned the whole kitchen and living room twice and within two hours its a pig pen again. I will not waste my time cleaning up after her any more. Just in case you are wondering this is not the same roomate I talked about earlier, though we do suspect Ms.chef to possibly be using our razors too. I hate to say this, but I miss my house. The chores that my parents gave me to keep the house in order and to keep it from reaking like a slaughter house! So from the bottom of my heart, Thank you mom and dad! I understand why you gave us those chores now! I love you and miss you! All you people living at home and wanting to get out asap, think about it first! Just look where I am now. Sometimes you can't avoid nasty and wierd roommates, but other times you can. Well I think I'm pretty much done with this blog. Hope you enjoyed laughing at my pain. :) just to clear things up, i do love it here. I just had to get somethings off of my chest.

4 Days! :(

It might have only been three, but, it felt like forever! Kelsey and I (Kirsten) have had different plans and have been apart for the longest time. Believe me it IS a big deal! No worrys though, we went out to eat today at a little place called Thaifoon. That could be spelled wrong. Fantabulous food! Every one in the SL,UT area should try it, pretty much a must! And they have very nice people who work there, not all that common these days. Random thought of the day, Corbin is slow. We have known this but just now decided to share that with you. Let's back track a little, what caused Kelsey and I (Kirsten) to be seperated? Well, Friday, Kelsey was on a date! wink wink..... and I was at a Birthday party at Applebee's and  had to ditch out early because my lovely tonsils were trying to kill me. people don't like the details, namely Kelsey. But yeah good times, watching a movie then having the person you're watching it with, watch you. Yeah, not as much fun as you would think. And also later that night we had a tat party. With the cute Haleigh. ha! Kelsey would like to point out she was not apart of such rebelious acts. Now  for Saturday, Kelsey went to the BYU game with this kid named Kyle. And it took all freaking day! I was sick because i hadn't gotten my drugs for my throat. Pretty much i was miserable. and plus without Kelsey im always miserble. Sunday i, Kirsten was a big fat church skipper! in sweet Kelseys words. Cutest girl. But kels was a good girl and went to church. awwww. Oh! i finally got my drugs Sunday afternoon! Thank you Ali. :) not Corbin..... then after that i went over to Corbins new place. Lemme say it is Grandma approved. hahaha. The only part Grandma would not approve of is the basement, creepy. We watched Youth in Revolt. umm wierd movie. and Corbin made me watch the ugly Sarah Jessica Parker in Failure to Launch. One of Corbins faves. do you see why we worry about him now? Thats about it. Hope you enjoyed it Corbin. :) Second random thought, How can you miss some one when you've never met them? oh why do i attract all the creepers?

Friday, October 8, 2010

IT 102 is GAY.

We failed our IT test. Anyways, on a better note.. every Friday we have sleepovers. But today is Thursday, I guess we're just cool like that. "I can't even remember what I did tomorrow to write it down" "You mean yesterday?" Why do we always blog so late at night? I, Kelsey, am no longer ill. But Kirsten, is. Sad. Probably because she has holes in her tonsils.. or we could just stop sharing everything. Kirsten watched The Notebook for the first time last night! woooot. :) I, Kelsey failed my math test, Corbin grabbed Kirsten's butt, "as an example" for Jacob (who doesn't know much about being smooth with the ladies). But hopefully he doesn't try anything like grabbing Kirsten's butt.. creepy. There was a protest today, it was gay.. literally. hahah silly mormon haters. <3 At our sleepovers, we always end up talking about the weirdest things (google chrome just raped internet explorer) anyways.."have you ever imagined what it would be like kissing Corbin? Cause his lips are like this (Kelsey makes pucker face)." We both just reread this.. and laughed.. again. So, our roommate, (the sexy one bahaha) fell down the stairs today, because she was dirty dancing. ha! Only funny, because she is okay, don't worry. Tomorrow, well today.. is Friday! Kirsten only has one class, so we can party after. :) Probably going to go to the mall.. or maybe take a nap. Bedtime.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

First blog!

We decided to start this blog to keep track of all our awesome adventures! Something out of the ordinary happens daily, so we figured we should start writing it down. Being in college and living in a house with 7 girls can be very interesting. We live in a quite janky house. We have plum tree and 3 creepy vans in the backyard. No one does the dishes, so our kitchen always smells bad..gross. 

Today we went to urgent care (thanks Corbin).. I, Kelsey, had a really bad throat ache. But my roommates took good care of me:) We should probably be studying for our IT test tomorrow...bad news. oh wellll:)